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The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.
Her; Have you been on FaceBook lately??
Him; No, I dont want ppl knowing what im doing! lol
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To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.
My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.
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An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic
Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them
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Social website that may nil your chances of getting hired or fired.
Guy got fired over that status update on Facebook
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A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are:
1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events
But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.
I'd rather be with my girlfriend in real life than 'talk' to her over Facebook.
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The easiest, cheapest, dirtiest way of creating drama and advertising it to the world.
Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.
Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>
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An album of all the people Ive fucked.
Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock
Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook.
Boy: you fucked her?!
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