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A Texas Hold'em term used by several WSOP players to denote an incomplete 4 card straight. It originated from Mohamad Saleh, a poker physicist, who thought he had a straight at the final table at the Rubin invitational in 2011.
*The River Card shows*
Player 1: I just caught a straight. *Bets*
Player 2: I call.
*Player 1 flips his cards and reveals the Mohamad straight*
Dealer: Sir, that's not a straight.
*Player 1 looks at his cards and the board*
Player 1: Fuck
Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.
Doug, your a straight hook.
A heterosexual man who likes to be anally penetrated by a woman.
Jean: I'd love to fuck a guy in the ass with my strapon but I'm not a domme and I don't know any gay guy who'd let me do him...
Kim: Ask Charles, he's a real straight bottom, he's totally into pegging!
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When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."
Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.
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person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you
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A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.
"Are you straight edge?"
"Did you just call me a fucking ruler?"
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an anti-'that's so gay' response
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'
you like the opposite sex? that's so straight
stop acting that way..you're so straight
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