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fluff the garfield, masterbate
Excuse me while I oil my slug...
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Used instead of the word period/on the blob/bleeding when talking to mates about the fact your bird is on and you cant have sex
Man 1: Why yo lookin so down dawg?
Man 2: Ma bitch is blowing oil, gawd damn!
Man 1: Take the dirt track then, fag
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Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.
Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.
I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.
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promethazine mixed with alcohol causes dizziness, drowsiness and confusion, drink that came from the south but is slowly spreding throughout the Unites States.
"Hey man you want some of that potin oil"
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A very optimistic gold digger who’s had short luck with her recent project. She has decided to stick it out in hopes that she finds more funds.
A lady got into a relationship to get alot of money, but the money ran out and she still stayed. "What an oil digger."
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Refers to someone being a virgin because "extra virgin olive oil"
I was olive oil until that night with the lax bro
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Before you ream a chicks ass you should always test the oil, to make sure her chocolate star fish is clear. This is done by going at it doggy style and in the process wopping a digit up the ass and pulling out to see if it is clean and safe to proceed. If all is good have fun, if not grab her hair and use it to clean your finger as if cleaning a dip stick on a car.
"Dude last night went to fuck this chick ass but lucky I remenbered to test the oil first or I would have been a mess, she was full to the max level"
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