comp-o-ton

another word for hell yea

-yo solid u goin to buck tonight?
-comp-o-ton nigga

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metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

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metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.

I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee

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ton pénis est petit

French for “Your Penis Is Small”

French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!

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clapped out half ton

An old piece of shit truck, AKA brennen O'connor's truck

Hick #1 -Man look at that clapped out half ton in the school parking lot.
Hick #2 -OH ! you mean O'connor's Truck

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qu'est que ton bebe

What is your baby? - in french
Said when a CUTE baby is in a near vacinity.
Isn't said to the person with the baby, it is said in general.

*person with a cute baby walks by*

Sally: awwww qu'est que ton bebe!

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metric fuck-ton

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

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