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Time Travel

time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.

"Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"

by Drugs Delaney February 17, 2009

10πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


traveled to rio

diarrhea

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dress up and travel

A slang term or euphemism for "dating" originated from the Taiwanese dub of The Owl House, where Amity says "ζˆ‘ε€‘η››θ£ε‡ΊιŠε§!" which translates to "Let's dress up and travel together!"

The dub has been ridiculed and memed on so much that it has now become a meme in the Owl House fandom and is spreading to other cartoon fandoms.

Amity: "Let's dress up and travel together!"
Luz: "Noooo.... I was so ready."
Amity: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can say it."
Luz: "Amity Blight, let's dress up and travel together!"
Amity: "Yes!"
Luz: "Okay!"

by ChickyBro December 16, 2021

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Travelling Shovel Of Death

Some say it thirsts for blood; others say it is an innocent implement forced to do the bidding of murderous fiends. A disturbingly recurrent murder weapon, the Travelling Shovel Of Death appears in multiple different mediums (Usually novels), wherin it is featured murdering an innocent victim.

Henry knew his street well, but he didn't like it. The parameters stretched; the shadows hid secrets; the wind, ever restless, tossed the cloaks of strangers who glared from street corners. But he was sure in his safety. He knew the number of steps to his doorway. He knew where to lift his feet a little higher to avoid tripping on sidewalk cracks hidden in the dark. He knew who to avoid - at least he thought he did, in his naivetΓ©.

A cat was waiting on his doorstep, that night. Dark, soft fur, long legs and a thrumming purr, yellow eyes glinting with reflections of far-off streetlights.

It smiled, sharp, glistening teeth ever white against the shadow of its fur.

In 42 years, Henry had never once seen a cat smile. Perhaps a trick of the light, or an illusion, he thought. Or maybe not. He knelt, looking the cat in the eyes.

It smiled at him, wider.

Wider.

A shadow moved; soft leather brushed against carpet, and a coat loosened its folds. "You're drunk again," said the voice. "Do you know, Henry, how much I dislike drunks?"

The cat hadn't moved; Henry glanced to the side, and caught a glance of soft brown shoes.

"Mr Woon," he slurred. "Ian. Mate. I just..."

He stopped.

Mr Woon smiled at him; a slow, langorious smile, not unlike that of his cat.

Then slowly, deliberately, he rested the shovel's tip on Henry's neck.

"I dislike drunks very much, Henry," he whispered.

Then he put his foot on the travelling shovel of death, and pushed down.

by WillohWisp September 22, 2011

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Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

by Littlemissme May 16, 2013

13πŸ‘ -3πŸ‘Ž


time traveling

The consumption of multiple road sodas during a long road trip. Generally done to ease the boredom and monotony of said trip.

Driver: Dude, I grabbed a bottle of Jack for the drive 'cause it's a loooong trip.

Co-pilot: Hey, the longer the better...perfect for time traveling.

by spanky655321 September 11, 2007

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


safe travel(s)

Safe travel(s) - is a polite way of wishing someone a safe journey. Safe Travel is also used as a way to express your wish for someone to have good fortune during a trip, wherever they may be headed. Bad traveling accommodation can be an attributing factor to someone having an awful trip or vacation... So, safe travel is just a way of expressing that you hope someone’s journey goes well.

1. Personally...I like safe travel(s); it encompasses all method of travel and covers all locations that may be traversed.

2. Thank you for your quick reply.

Safe Travels,
John Doe

by www.theweeklydeals.com June 26, 2018

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