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Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.
Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.
When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.
Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.
Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.
She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!
Tub bangers. Referring the musical act Blue man group. Perhaps as a way of frowning down upon on them. With slight homo roasting under tones
Person 1 "Hey whos "blue man group" want to listen to them?"
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.