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A person who excesivly tugs on turds.
This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult
To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.
Bro, look at that Furd tug
When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck
I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!
When you tug someones Shlong but its soft
I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging
Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night
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When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.
Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.
Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!
Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!