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Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.
Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.
Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"
Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."
Man: "Is there a cure?"
Friend: "Divorce."
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Similar to a cake face, but with an extreme amount of excess make-up. Like a wedding cake because of additional layers and an over-the-top attempt to look extravagant.
"That girl over there's wearing way too much make-up, what a cake face."
"Dawg she's not just a cake face, she's a wedding cake face."
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used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.
friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?
you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!
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A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.
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A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.
“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”
“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”
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The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.
"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"
"Definitely a birthday cake"
A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.
Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.
Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"
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