if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

The Were-Word

A racist term applied to people who have werecreatures as OCs by people who only know them for said OCs, specifically they may address them as 'werejoshpeck' or 'werejohncandy' and don't know that said characters aren't even real.

She used The Were-Word again.

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

We were right, til we weren't

That's called BEING WRONG BITCH! WRONG! W!R!O!N!G! WRONG!

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "We were right, til we weren't. Built a-"

Hym "WROOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "House and-"

Hym "WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "Watched it-"

Hym "WROOOOOOONG! IT'S CALLED BEING WRONG! STUPID BITCH! WROOOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "Burn..." ☹️

Hym "WRONG! WRONG, WRONG! WRONG!

you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type

you were here now your there so i did better

all eyes were on you

meaning everyone is looking at you

girl 1 :gurl yesterday all eyes were on you
girl 2 : yeah I know