Random
Source Code
Random
When one is getting his female partner, from behind, start to slow down, and have one of your buddies sneak in the room and take over (this must be done whith out the girl knowing the switch). You sneak out of the room and walk outside to the window closet to where you were banging her, get her attention, and then she will relize she's not having intercourse with you anymore, and usually flip out.
My friend and I tricked a girl in Cancun with The Magic Window.
57👍 10👎
A new slang of Windows Vista.
Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.
Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta
No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!
61👍 12👎
The most common occurrence in the universe besides sex.
That's the 43rd time you told me, Windows. Shut the fuck up about windows errors.
19👍 2👎
Fuck no.
Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.
Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.
39👍 6👎
A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.
No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.
56👍 9👎
A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!
I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.
The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.
Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."
Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."