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A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?
Silence:
danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"
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Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
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A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
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When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.
During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform
This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke
Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...