anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

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Anal Blasting Twat master

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

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brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit

Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet

Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

What you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game

Foreman: Douchebag
Cunningham: Don't even start with me you Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

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anal nerve damage

When Daves ass hurts on a wedensday morning

Damn dave, whats up with that anal nerve damage?

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ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE

SIGNATURE

MANDALAYY BAY INVESTIGATION

He wants to get PHYSICALLY FUCKED.

OPEN AND CLOSE THAT ASSHOLE ASSH0LE ASSHOLE ASSH0LE

ENEMA

Relative 260.

The FUCK SURPRISE ALAN I WALDMAN

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ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION on PAGES AND PAGE itself.

A train is coming ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE and they are BIG DICKS at that.

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Well here comes that MANDATORY JUICE ENEMA ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE.

ANAL ALAN PEDOPHILE.I PROMISE IT WON'T BE SCARY.COACHELLA.CLUCKER.EAT SHIT PARASITE.REJECTION.BLUE RED YELLOW BLUE GREEN RED.260

and what your mouth will do ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE and your ASS BUTT more EXTRA BOUNCE and VOLUME of SPERM CUM STORAGE as your ASS will be walking differently AFTER THOSE FUCKINGS.

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Aggressive Anal April

starts 2 months after fapless February and no fingering February
Everybody has to do anal on this month either to themselves or on others , you can fuck anything you want as long it has an ass hole , eg: your book , vans , your pet dog , John cena .

Anson: You ready for Aggressive Anal April
Ethan: fuck yea mate it my chance to fuck my dog , my pillow , my mom and my hoodie

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