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An annoying asshole. Similar to the more common word douchebag, it has vertually the same meaning. Invented in mid summer of 2005 by Darin Bianco, a local Pennsylvanian student.
Shut up Harry, stop being such a douch-bag-a-roo!
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An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.
The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"
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that is when somone has to clean an old lady's pussy with their mouth
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a male that is one of gayest dickfaced azz munkey little bitchasses you will ever meet.
he screams "MGAWA" at the top of his munkey lungs while in public places.
masturbates regularly to sailor moon and bob esponga.
a true dushawn mandick.
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madeline: bruh what the fuck is he yellin.
Landon: nigga idk fuckin "mgawa" or some shit, hes such a douche bo baggins
madeline: word my nigga?
Landon: cheah son, gucci
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A guy who goes around and does every girl he sees and then brags about it later, but does so in a douche manner. Normally someone whose ego is too far up their ass.
Man 1: I banged three girls this weekend and then smoked a bunch of weed because I'm so cool.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.
Man 1: I'm the best looking guy on the earth.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.
Man 1: I'll never have a successful relationship with a girl.
Man 2: That's right you douche man slut.
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After a the act of douching occurs, taking the fluid and licking it up as though it were an ice cream cone.
She had gotten so nasty she had to clean up and douche, then I decided that I'd get me some dessert and had douche de leche
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a gay male, who can't love another boy, because hes too "busy" and he probably doesn't want to accept the fact that he is a fag. As a result of these douche bag fags, awesome people end up getting hurt in the end
Joesph: oo i cant come see you today, im uhh busy
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle
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