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Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Ugly man 1: wanna have sex
Ugly man 2: yes
And they have sex
That's gay porn my guys!
hooooooooot yum yum
i love gay porn sooooooooooo much yum yum daddy {moans}
Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January
"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"
"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
Eating popcorn while watching porn because your lonely and have nothing elserious better to do
I'm so lonely and have no boyfriend let's just pop-porn this day );
Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?