a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two
person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.
These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.
I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.
Suck a lollipop right out you’re bitches sandwich (pussy)
My birch feed me a lollipop sandwich
A sandwich composed of two idiots with a filling of salad between them.
Washington Post: a new meme format is taking the world by Storm. people around the world are voicing their political opinions by arranging a line of salad between dissidents and legislators alike. This is known as ‘Diidiotźalad Sandwich’.
some thing that is as boring as fuh. very dry
this class is dryer than the time i got no mayo on that hay sandwich
The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.
Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?
When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”