Highway Head

When a lady unzips your pants and then proceeds to give you some nice oral action, blow it, spit it, gargle it, deep throat it, ect. All while the kind gentleman is driving in the highway.

Billy: "oh hey! I just got back from picking up my girlfriend from the airport and she gave me the most killer highway head, I've ever had!""
Sammy: "u wut m8?"

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txt head

n.,v. The act of receiving multiple text messages with poorly concealed sexual overtones from a member of the opposite sex.

Boys, we are supposed to be watching film, but Seth is over there getting txt head.

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Coconut Head

Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.

1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.

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group head

An act of at least 3 people performing fellatio or cunnilingus in a linear fashion. Like a human centipede of oral sex. Circular orientation is the preferred setup.

I can't wait for this weekend. We're having group head.

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Shot in the head

To be excited about a thing. To be a fan of something. Usually used as a negative.

Bob: Did you see the new movie with what’s-his-name in it?

Bill: Nah. I’m not shot in the head with his work. I find him…pretentious.

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pool head

When you get out of the pool and have bad dry frizzy hair

I can't believe I have such bad pool head after we swam earlier

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Cod Head

smelly grimsby scum from the land of cod

we h8 cod heads
fish fuckers

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