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The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
Laugh Ho 🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿:
One who laughs easily at everything. The joke/punchline can be good, bad, and/or everything in between and the individual will still laugh heartily. This can include people who don't have the necessary knowledge to fully understand the depth and context of the joke.
Example #1:
Eugene: I don't understand why she doesn't like me. She laughed at all of my jokes!
Bob: Dude, that bitch laughs at everything! Anyone can make her laugh, she's a laugh ho.
Eugene: Word?.. Damn...
Example #2:
Jessica: Ummm... Andre, I don't understand the joke you made earlier. Can you explain it to me?
Andre: What the fuck, Jessica? You laughed the loudest and the longest out of all us, and you didn't even understand the joke? You don't deserve to know, you a laugh ho..
used to express aggravation and standingonbusinessification if a ho is obviously looking for trouble and wants to catch these hands.
Girl A: 'You look crazy as fuck in that outfit lmfao...'
Girl B: 'Ho do you need that???'
Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
An unloyal fake ho.
Sometimes named Marissa
Some times has a peg leg.
Richelle: She’s fucking retarded .
Fake ho
1.) Someone using government benefits while making money selling their body in some form or fashion (stripping, escorting, sugar baby life, FaceTime sex shows/Camshows paid via CashApp/PayPal, or just straight up stone cold prostitution ) they work in the sexwork trade where the money cannot be traced and taxed which is how they maintain their EBT card, Medicaid, Section 8, Cash Assistance, etc so they can afford more luxuries than if they only worked at a 9 to 5 minimum wage square job. Onlyfans, Phonesex, Webcam models, and pornstars are all independent contractors that fill out a w9 so their money is documented and reported on the books and they have to pay taxes so they don’t qualify for government assistance if they make enough. Sexworkers make more than the average person, a phonesex operator alone can make as much as a registered nurse and no one will touch her and her identity can remain completely anonymous.
2.) Someone that will provide sexual favors in exchange for foodstamps
Sukihana: “Ratchet but saditty
Got all of these niggas wishin
Fucked him in Miami, made him buy me some new titties
Backseat of the Benz felt that dick all in my kidneys
Pull my panties down and ride his face all the way to Dennys
I'ma ratchet-ass ho
a food stamp ho
Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice (yeah)
I'ma ratchet ass ho, a food stamp ho
Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice”
Scenario#2
Kyra: “How does Marissa drive a brand new Mercedes Benz, have a collection of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada and Birkin bags, expensive clothes, a collection of red bottoms, a new weave and nail set every week when she’s living in the hood and is on section 8”?
Belinda: She’s a foodstamp ho, she makes money doing sexwork on the side, she only deals with rich men and high paid drug dealers that give her large amounts of money and support her lifestyle but it legally isn’t considered income and cannot be proven that the money was given specifically in exchange for a sexual favor, so they cannot prosecute her, and on paper it says she makes only $12,000 a year so she qualifies for $500 of foodstamps a month and only pays $50 a month for rent due to qualifying for government benefits even though in reality she’s making six figures or more
Scenario#3
Tyrell: Brenda sucked my dick in exchange for my foodstamp card
Sean: “Oh I didn’t know she was a foodstamp ho”