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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019


Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 24, 2018


Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 15, 2024


Top-Commando

When a woman doesn't wear a bra, so she just has on a shirt.

Omg i can see her nips, she def went Top-Commando

by I <3 Dreadheads April 18, 2024


Bubble Gum Top

Bubble Gum Top (noun):

Bubble Gum Top, also known as "BGT," is a term originating from the vibrant and diverse world of gay culture. It refers to an individual who assumes the role of the top during sexual encounters, while possessing an endearing blend of femininity and gentleness.

A Bubble Gum Top embodies the perfect fusion of strength and vulnerability, exuding a unique charm that captivates their partners. Just like the delightful flavor of bubble gum, they bring a touch of sweetness and playfulness to their intimate interactions, creating a truly enjoyable and memorable experience.

Characterized by their inherent tenderness and nurturing nature, Bubble Gum Tops approach their partners with care and consideration. They possess a deep understanding of the emotional and physical needs of their bottom counterparts, providing a safe and comforting space where both pleasure and intimacy can flourish.

While Bubble Gum Tops embrace their femininity, it is important to note that not all Bubble Gum Tops identify as feminine. The term encompasses a range of individuals who challenge the idea that tops must conform to a hypermasculine archetype, thereby promoting inclusivity and dismantling rigid norms within the gay community.

Bubble Gum Tops are celebrated for their ability to create a harmonious balance between dominance and a gentle touch, and bring a refreshing flavor to the diverse tapestry of queer experiences.

My boyfriend and I break conventional stereotypes; I identify as a power bottom and he identifies as a bubble gum top.

by BGT69 December 1, 2023


top and rail

Top and rail is when you top and tail in a bed but then things get steamy

Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*

by Daisy89 September 23, 2022


Amir's Top fragging

The world is ending, this event is simply impossible. If seen, immediately call police and start praying.

Amir's Top fragging!! Run into the fallout shelter.

by Saddow April 7, 2024