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Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
A game made for people with the mental age of 2 days old. This game is a real life version of the ' i will never loose my virginity' card.
John:hey jimmy, wanna play fortnite
Jimmie: nah john already lost my virginity
a game that has taken over the internet & mankind
hey bro wanna play some fortnite?? i got 69 wins
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When you know how to have fun and how to leave your moms basement for once
John:Want to play fortnite
Joe:naw I’ll play pubg instead