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Also known as "Dingo's Breakfast" - lit. not eating breakfast
I woke up at this mingers house, had a piss and a good look around, then came straight to work.
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A statement to present how sus you are and a way to make people feel uncomfortable
I stood there not knowing what to type while the others chatted annoyingly in the discord server
Typing what first came to my mind I slowly typed in "Emo Gay Cum Piss"
The mods comes into the discord channel and the other people immediately stop typing
U get text messages from everyone u know in the server
the next day...
u go to school and during assembly the princibple calls u up
and...
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Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
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1) A person that compulsivily lies. 2) A person doped up telling lies.
When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.
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A man angerly beating his package.
"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
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to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
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"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.
Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.
The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.
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