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Flatulence accompanied by a painful cramping of the anus, lasting for several seconds.
My ass is still store from that charley fart this morning. I can barely shit.
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The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.
Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.
A condition that causes a man's penis to smell bad.
I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit
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A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.
You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.
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"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.
Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.
The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.
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When you send your food back in a restaurant because it's cold, and the cook farts all over it.
My steak wasn't hot enough, so I sent it back. But when it came back from the kitchen, it smelled funny. I think I got a Cincinnati Warm Up.
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