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A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.
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A once funny phrase from Chapel's shown, then bastardized by every idiot who thinks that they're funny repeating it.
Fat nerd: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Fat friends: "HEhehehehehehehehehhe... I'm leet"
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Public school located in Union City, California. It is the largest in California, boasting an average of 3,000 students every year. It is located in a working class area, and it very, very diverse. Nationalities are evenly divided, and even though the statistics say that 40% of the school is Asian, half of that 40% is filipino. Culture is also pretty diverse. One walk around the big campus and you will year at least 4 languages, such as punjabi, spanish, vietnamesen, chinese, etc.
The school is an alright school. If your feet can take the walking, then you're in for the joy of your life. The school is not as ghetto as some people say it, is. There is however, the gangsters and stoners. As long as you avoid them, you'll be alright. Wearing the right clothes is not an issue at the school. Generally, people look down or get jealous at you if you're "rich". Hardly any one in Union City is from the upper class, so if you're labeled as "rich" it'll probably be because you live in a 2 story house.
The speech and debate team has been really successful in the past, with 5 state championships. The marching band has been dominant too, winning western marching band championships for nearly 10 straight years.
Overall, this is a good school. There's no tensions between races, no gang problems, and no dangers. If you choose the right path and right friends, you'll be alright. There' just too many things to explain this school, since it is so culturally and ethnically diverse.
"I go to Logan, home of the colts, and I'm proud of it. I'm not stuck up, have friends that are not just white, and I can cuss with the teacher and not get in trouble. James Logan High School"
-Jimmy the Colt
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What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."
Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
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The immortal phrase spoken by dave chappelle on his sketch show "The Dave Chappelle Show."
This phrase originates from the sketch in which Chappelle plays a young Rick James in a flash back of his friend Charlie Murphy.
What did the five Fingers say to the face? SLAP! I'm Rick James Bitch!
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A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
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