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On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024


pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 9, 2023


Boner Fuel

1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.

2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.

Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.

Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.

by Truth55 February 4, 2009


Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.

We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!

by Watermelon seeds March 15, 2018


holy boner

When you're so overwhelmed by holiness in church that you get a boner

I was so embarrassed when I stood up in church with a holy boner.

by Biscuits and wavy August 26, 2017


vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

by Rumham frank December 27, 2016


peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.

*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.

by James Robert December 14, 2016