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Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.
That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!
a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries
what you wish you were
couch potato cat is the cats meow
An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.
Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam
A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.
I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.
The famous pc port modder, Kaze Emanuar.
Kaze is a stinky potato, The Legend Of Zeina