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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
chris: dude, sonic is pissing on my wife
rainy:yeah yeah wise guy
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A statement to present how sus you are and a way to make people feel uncomfortable
I stood there not knowing what to type while the others chatted annoyingly in the discord server
Typing what first came to my mind I slowly typed in "Emo Gay Cum Piss"
The mods comes into the discord channel and the other people immediately stop typing
U get text messages from everyone u know in the server
the next day...
u go to school and during assembly the princibple calls u up
and...
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Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
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1) A person that compulsivily lies. 2) A person doped up telling lies.
When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.
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A man angerly beating his package.
"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
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to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
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"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.
Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.
The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.
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