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brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston October 20, 2015


Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024


did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 7, 2020


Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021


[New Strain Brain]

When one tries a new weed (marijuana) batch/strain for the first few times, one is usually more inebriated than usual so you feel more wasted than usual. Folks might act more erratic or unlike themselves.

Friend 1: Hey man you b trippin everytime you come over here!
Friend 2: That's cuz I always be having new strain brain trying out some of your trees and gettin extra funkin high you observant motherfucker!

by Shitheel Lane June 4, 2015


Brain Blast

having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing

"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023


Ontarion Brain Pop

When a man nuts in a girl's mouth while tickling her but he plugs her nose so the nut goes into her brain

I gave that old bitch an Ontarion Brain Pop

by jafiddle fuckalot April 4, 2023