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Borrowing money and never paying it back
Has he still not payed you back yet mate.
No
you've been Chris McCourted
The literal definition of soulmates.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
"ow he just hit Rhianna!"
"yeah he need to stop Chris Browning
biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
chris hedges is over their! what a cunt
Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.
Chris Hughes has a micropenis.
A gay faggot with no friends
There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was
A gay faggot with no friends
Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris