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Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.
Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.
what u say when you have no answer; ur moOoOoOOoOOMmMmMM
she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist
ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)
the funniest comeback in history
?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)
An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.
I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.
Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist