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Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
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sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
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When you are in a production do not sing songs or quote lines that are not yours unless instructed by a director or theatrical supirior.
katei: "Et tu brute"
Zach: That my line... theater ruel # 2
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While slow dancing or hugging someone your hands are positioned at their shoulders.
Guy: Hey do you want to dance??
Girl: Ok but keep your hands at 10 and 2
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A hat-collecting game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a “Dead game” in the eyes of the normies.
Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.
Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper
Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school
Pyro - wait is this even a class?
Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds
Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”
Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class
Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs
Sniper - One word, piss
Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds
With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-
“Updated localization files”
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
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Scrub-friendly Namco fighter, similar to Tekken and Virtua Fighter in its control style. A favorite among graphics whores.
I'd like to see someone who thinks Soul Calibur 2 is the best weapon fighter ever try Last Blade 2 or Samurai Shodown 2. He'd probably still think so because he'd be pissed off because a fireball motion is too hard.
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Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.
Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!
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