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Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?
Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.
When you would have a threesome with two men and get them to cream at the same time making them cream share
Dude I would totally have a “cream share” with Mikey and Chase
The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.
Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .
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If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream
Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"
A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.
Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.
Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.
Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam