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Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.
Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
i want braeden lemasters hands in me
1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.
“Dude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbariana”
were yo hands at is when somebody testing you and want you to fight
Bro you always talking all that shit tho but were yo hands at
When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.
Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.
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