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A narrow pencil-dick of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in America: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania.
While on Middle Road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, Virgin Mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, Burger King wrappers, human shit, Hello Kitty lunch boxes and John McCain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.
Drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix...two groups which often aren't mutually exclusive.
The worst part about traveling to Nanticoke on Middle Road is that the only reward for one's pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-WWII Germany.
The main attraction of this place is a penis-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town's inbred teenagers.
Guy 1: "Hey, how you gonna get to LCCC?"
Guy 2 : "I guess I'll take Middle Road Nanticoke, PA ."
Guy 1: "You'd be better off drinking the blood of an AIDS patient."
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Filled of fake people.theres wanna bes.theres what me and my friends call 🐍snakes.everyone goes skating every Friday and Saturday.Juul cause they think it’s cuul.
Why is there toilets in the juul room it’s not cuul. East penn middle school is filled with wannabes
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"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
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1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.
(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.
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A school where you get in trouble very easily. there's always drama buzzing around and bad things happening. don't come to this school it sucks. but the girls are gorgeous and there are a few hot guys. but they're rude. but the parties are amazing, and the dances aren't very fun at PDCMS.
Oh my gosh palm desert charter middle school sucks ass! But I heard the girls are super sexy and they're known for their bomb ass parties!
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The school with the rich kids who don't know how to dress and the wannabe fuckboys.
Fuck all the kids a Western Branch Middle School.
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I hate the school most people that go here are etheir fake or a slut/thot. If u are not one of those things u are lucky. I know a few peeps that actually go their and are a slut/thot. HHAHAH hoes.
dont EVER go to frank lloyd wright middle school it sucks booty hole!
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