un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UN POTATO ME DANM IT
To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.
Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!
a girl you secretly like
"there she goes my little potato clam"
Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)
Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead