POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

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eye map ness

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"

Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)

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Admiral Ackbar eyes

When a person, a girl in particular, has beady eyes that are so far apart that they appear to be on the side of his or her head, much like the character Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi. This feature generally destroys their otherwise attractive appearance.

Coined by Steve from The Preston and Steve Show on WMMR in Philadelphia.

"Man, that Uma Thurman would be hot if it weren't for her Admiral Ackbar eyes."

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to turn a blind eye

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it

I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!

Fish Eyes and Glue

Mariner terminology for tapioca pudding.

Cookie made up a big batch of fish eyes and glue for the crew's dessert.

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Egg Roll Eyes

A Phrase to describe those Yellow Fellows in Asian countries, Eyes

She had a Pair of "Egg Roll Eyes" that you could Blindfold with a Shoe Lace..

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ODD EYE CIRCLE

A Sub-Unit of the 12 member girl group LOOΠΔ, that consists of three members. Jinsoul(who is the leader of the Sub-Unit), Kim Lip, and Choerry. Their concept is about stepping forward and taking action when it comes to being in love, instead of waiting.

LOOΠΔ/ ODD EYE CIRCLE is a Sub-Unit of the 12 memeber girl group LOOΠΔ that consists of Jinsoul, Kim Lip, and Choerry.

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