Super Mario Run

Super Mario Run, released on December 2016, is a mobile auto- runner, where you, Mario, jump over stuff and whatnot.
The game on paper is good, however the problem is that you have to pay 9.99$ for the rest of the game.
That's like only getting world 1 in Mario 3, then you have to pay 9$ to play the rest.

Jimmy's ''beated'' Super Mario Run, now he's gotta pay for the rest of the experience.

Running From It

When a girl starts to move away from your dick because of the pain she feels when you try to put it in

so i was about to fuck this bitch last night but every time i tried to put it in she kept running from it

Run em

Make somebody empty their pockets

Hey fool, you better run em before I put this 9 in ya.

run that back

run that back, (rewind sound effect) because that joke was horrible niqqa open your mouth, (fart sound effect) when you speak to me speak with your chin up like its picture day (camera shutter sounds) bitch ass boy and i fuck your mom long dick style (bowowow sound effect)
A reference to a video that got popular on multiple media platforms not too long ago. The video is of a discord voice chat call, with two individuals participating in "discord packing." For people that have never heard of it, it is essentially a hellish roasting match for the entertainment of participants and the audience. The quote is said by a known packer named Marski.

-yo granny did a backflip off a taco stand and fractured her earlobes nasty ass niqqa
-run that back, stupid ass boy you ugly as shit ima get to packin yo ass

Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

Running from the Buhls

This is like the tradition “Running with the bulls”, except it involves a woman or women running from “buhls”. The buhls represent a bunch of horny dudes tryna pound some Krabby patties.

Shaqueefa: I had such a fab weekend. My boyfriend treated me to a nice Mongolian battering ram (See Mongolian Battering Ram) and even gave me a nice Cleveland Steamer. What a gentleman!!

Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.

Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)

hit and run

whilst banging a female you must perform two steps called hit and run

1. you 360 spin in that shit and make sure to 🥜
2. she gets pregnant and you run as fast as you can away from that bitch and picture

it being home plate
3. you will now fully unlock black man robbery powers as you run away and abandon ur child

just got that bitch prego boutta perform a hit and run