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Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.

Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.

by Extremesatan May 22, 2020


Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 June 30, 2011


Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.

George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive

by OlReliable October 14, 2022


Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021


top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 26, 2024


top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee April 4, 2014


Top Dozer

Someone who is so good at something that he bulldozes the rest down.

'Bloody hell Djokovic is a top Dozer.'

by tommybisho-sama June 30, 2022