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Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
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A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.
Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!
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the sauce served at whitespot. The makeing of it consists of milking a magical gnomes gentalia. when it is gathered it is then mixed with eggs and side of hash. Then it is baked to a milky white coulour and served with a side of magical mayo from a unicorns horn.
mhhhh triple-o sauce is soo good...oh oh oh
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A meme-o-holic is a person obsessed with memes. Usually they cancel plans because they need to catch up on the latest Comment Awards or watch all their missed episodes of dank doodle memes.
Ex: “Of course he didn’t show up at Mc Donald’s, he’s a meme-o-holic!
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A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
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The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.
In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.
Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"
You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."
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