slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.

Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!

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