Rural Dictionary

Green balls

When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.

Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.

by Lord Dagon May 30, 2011

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Green Death

A mixed drink, composed of a 1:1 mix of Jagermeister and 190 proof Everclear.

A typical "single" of Green Death would be 1 1/2 oz of Jagermeister and 1 1/2 oz of Everclear, for a stiffer Jager experience.

by mike8989us1 December 17, 2008

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Green Arrow

A gay pornographist who looks like a superhero who shoots his homo targets with sperm containing arrows.

I cannot Green Arrow got me preggo's . I look so-fat! I thought you were gay
Just sometimes I like apples "and bananas".

by ruckasboy March 16, 2017

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little green footballs

Political and whimsical, influential and controversial blog entirely designed and run by Charles Johnson. Famously flipped from center-right to center-left in the aftermath of the 2008 US elections, alienating many of its traditional readers and allies either in an attempt to maintain a rational, centrist outlook or else to remain patriotic and loyal to whichever party holds office.

I made a few death threats and my account got deleted, but I just read a comment by someone who thinks women should be able to abort their rape pregnancies, an actual child-killer, and his account is still there! Little Green Footballs sure ain't what I thought it was, I'm going back to NASCAR and the KKK.

by DeV100 January 16, 2011

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