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The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.
Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now
Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.
I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!
When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.
Erection that comes from receiving words of affirmation or compliments from someone you sexually desire.
Girlfriend: you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had
Boyfriend: *gets appreciation boner*
Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!