ten-o-clock

pay money in full

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock

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Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

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O Daddy Slump

Striking out with girls at the bar; getting no pussy

I’m completely in an O Daddy Slump right now.

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Demax-o-pussied

Verb,The process of being completly owned and destroyed.

Being so over powered making you look like a pussy.

Yesterday Bob got Demax-o-pussied when Jon dunked on him.

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mook 'o' laat

bangledeshi word meaning a 'kick in the face' used in east london by the bengali comunity. Very fast growing usage of this word spread in to many different groups

after someone has been emmbarassed or proved wrong it is used. e.g. man! That girl just turned you down!!! Mook 'o' laat!!

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Jell-o Spray

When someone tells a really funny joke, and some poor kid has jell-o in their mouth. The result is jell-o sprayed all over a lunch room.

Ew, gross! Some kid just Jell-o sprayed us!

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Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.

I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.

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