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N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
ie:
1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.
2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
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Someone's balls that are so hard, that being kicked in the area doesn't affect him and he doesn't even feel it.
Maria: "OMG, I just heard John has some balls of steel"
Ashley: "I know! He let me play tennis on them last night."
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The best competitive sport ever invented. Created by Emory Law students, it's a wiffleball hybrid that subtracts running and adds beer.
Should we spend the afternoon studying? Hell no, grab the funnel, it's awesome ball time.
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An undescended testicle. Usually a birth defect, due to weak man-chemicals. But sometimes the result of a well-placed kick.
The bar slut asked me, "What's your favorite high ball?" And I replied, "I just have the one."
I was upset when my wife accused me of staying out all night sucking down high balls.
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In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.
Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?
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To give up. Originating from baseball's intentional walk. To give up on striking out someone you throw balls.
I'm going to take this course at school one more time, then, if I fail it, I'm just going to throw balls.
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