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J chillin

Just hanging out with no plans

Hi Rain I love you, sorry you J chillin in an 83 degree apt lmao

by Stavevo May 11, 2022


C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019


J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but donโ€™t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by July 12, 2022


SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€

by dr.die October 8, 2021


J-mo

The biggest duster of all time. The type of guy to do something strange for a piece of change.

That J-mo just blew my house up for a nickel.

by Shagga B July 14, 2022


J. Roush

A poor investor. Someone who buyโ€™s high and sellโ€™s low. Tries to time the market but ultimately fails.

I J. Roushโ€™d my portfolio when I bought BA at $230 and sold at $140.

by Iron_Lotus November 18, 2020


Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)

Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.

by IV000 November 11, 2020