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frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.

“these frosty tops walk so slow!”

by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022


Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.

Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.

by Extremesatan May 22, 2020


Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 June 30, 2011


Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.

George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive

by OlReliable October 14, 2022


Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021


Top Tier Eugene

Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.

He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.

Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!

by No Tango and no Cash September 25, 2023


top buns

bad at something; dumb; stupid; not smart

the food at the dinner was top buns!
the music played at the party was top buns..

by topbuns21 December 5, 2017