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A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.
Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
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To 'brown eye'
Verb.
To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.
Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."
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The girl who has blue-green eyes is a fun, exciting person. The one everyone else envys. She's beautiful even without makeup. When she walks into a room all of the men and even the women stare. She's the truest friend you could ever have and a good keeper of secrets. Don't look into her eyes too long because you may fall under her spell and become addicted. She's a keeper.
I can't stop thinking of her; it must be her blue-green eyes.
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A phrase you cannot say without sounding Australian
Indian: Hello
Australian: Good Eye Might
Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'
Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy
Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.
When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friend(s) and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Mad Eye Moody Eye.
This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Mad Eye Moody, huh? :P