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the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.
Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
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When you have sex with a girl from behind only shes laying on her stomach, hands outstretched. This position allows for some rough sex.
My girls always too tired for sex when she gets home.
Superman that hoe.
OK, I will
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a trashy female who goes after guys with money for their money.
That girl only sleeps with guys who buy her stuff, she's such a paper chasin hoe.
Ratched ass hoe is a term used to describe a Bitch who not only lacks class, but also doesnt recognize class either internally or externally.
Gina the bartender looks and acts like a ratched ass hoe.
When some one is high as fuck
“Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”
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