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When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.
Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.
i dont fuck with you go kill yourself
i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie
When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through
Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie
You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine
Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)