Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

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o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

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Dish o' Fun

A delicious combination of tyson chicken nuggets, and totino's pizza rolls.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have some chicken nuggets and pizza rolls?
Guy 2: You mean a Dish o' Fun?

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S. O. B.

Gaming language, means:
Short
Off
For
Bio

Tells someone that you are going to the bathroom for a short period of time.

Guys, wait a sec. I'm S. O. B.

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Crap-O-Rama

When something is extremely boring.

This party is an all night Crap-O-Rama.

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Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.

I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.

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sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

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