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When you violently get fucked/fuck a horse
Person 1: I just had a Mr Hands Moment at the ranch
Person 2: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?
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To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
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When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)
2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
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1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate
Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.
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when grinding with a girl, one rocks the left hand to the beat of the music to show how much of a pimp he is.
Hey, I saw you grinding with the hot chick last night. And I saw you rock the left hand on that bitch!
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The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.
Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?
Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.
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When you touch an object that has just been touched by a dick; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after
Sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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