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When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...
Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !
The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"
Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"
If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.
Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!
Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!
Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert
Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells
Raspberry Ice Cream is a code word for when a women starts to abruptly menstruate, but does not want to announce it.
“I got some raspberry ice cream melting in my car, I gotta go!”
Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.
Thats not a popsicle, that's Gamer Ice Cream.